Every time I urinate, my eyes water. I’m not sad. I’m not crying. I don’t have to physically strain to pee, nothing prefer that. It simply feels choose a reflex; it’s something weird my body does. I pee, and my eyes water. But I don’t know why!

I ran multiple google and also SDMB searcs, and couldn’t discover a response to this question… simply most world sharing that it happens to them. Nobody seems to recognize why. I figured it’s the perfect question to put to the teeming masses! Someone’s acquired to have researched this.

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Munch May 31, 2011, 2:09pm #2

You’re complete. You should pee a lot even more often.


Martiju May 31, 2011, 2:24pm #3

Maybe quit peeing whilst standing on your head?


Contrapuntal May 31, 2011, 2:24pm #4
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Martiju:

Maybe quit peeing whilst standing on your head?

Or simply aim better.


AaronX May 31, 2011, 2:31pm #5

There’s piss shiver, and currently there’s piss tearing?


don_t_ask May 31, 2011, 2:38pm #6

Hyperopticolacrymaluretheral syndrome.

It comes from having actually a really pissy outlook on life.


Chefguy May 31, 2011, 3:19pm #7

It’s pain from that dose of clap you never got treated.


Capitaine_Zombie May 31, 2011, 3:24pm #8

( http://en. wikipedia.org/wiki/ Autofellatio)


Rachellelogram May 31, 2011, 5:00pm #9

This a lot snark in the first few replies of a GQ? Fuck’s sake civilization, don’t threadshit.


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Munch:

You’re full. You should pee much even more often.

No. Even if I just pee a little bit, my eyes will certainly tear up. Sometimes I will pee, then 30 minutes later on have to poop. There’s just a little bit of urine tbelow, yet my eyes still tear up.


pkbites May 31, 2011, 5:31pm #10
rachelellogram:

This much snark in the initially few replies of a GQ? Fuck’s sake world, don’t threadshit…

Soptimal eating points prefer Asparagus and you’ll quit crying as soon as you have to take a squirt.


Gary_Robkid May 31, 2011, 5:51pm #11
rachelellogram:

This much snark in the initially few replies of a GQ? Fuck’s sake civilization, don’t threadshit.

Rather indelicately phrased, yet rachelellogram has actually a perfectly valid suggest.In the GQ FAQ, it says:


GQ FAQ:

The function of General Questions is to acquire factual inquiries answered. In order to achieve this we require the threads to stay on topic. We tolerate some joking, however that is mainly acceptable only after the question has actually been answered. Please execute not race to a thcheck out to short article that hilarious one-liner in response to the thcheck out title, and don’t drive by just to drop in an anecdote that doesn’t answer the question. If you desire to be funny while contributing to the thread, go for it.

If you don’t have anything to add, let’s attempt to hold earlier the jokes till somebody has actually a advantageous response.Thank you.No warnings issued.


Chefman May 31, 2011, 5:54pm #12
rachelellogram:

This much snark in the initially few replies of a GQ? Fuck’s sake civilization, don’t threadshit.

No. Even if I just pee a tiny little, my eyes will certainly tear up. Sometimes I will certainly pee, then 30 minutes later on have to poop. There’s only a small bit of urine tright here, however my eyes still tear up.

Well, watch, I’d have to nitpick this. These are expected to be jokes. Lame jokes, yet jokes nonethemuch less. We make them because we don’t recognize the answer to your question, yet as class clowns we MUST make some sort of remark, but inproper. My apologies.

Snark, on the various other hand, would certainly be somepoint like: “Oh, you understand, tbelow are these people via advanced degrees whom we speak to “doctors”; probably you must uncover one instead of asking unqualified civilization on a message board”. See the difference? Much more hurtful and also dismissive, although most likely great advice.

Oh, by the means, the comment you responded to is likewise a joke: “you’re so full of urine that it’s leaking out of your eyes”. Sort of along the lines of “you’re so complete of shit that your eyes are brown.” Yeah, it’s juvenile.

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Hope you find an answer to your dilemma.ETA: I watch a mod has intervened, and aget I apologize for my little bit jape.