What perform you contact a deer through no eyes? No principle. What perform you contact a deer via no legs and no eyes? Still no principle.
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Serker said: "Due to the fact that he was a fungi.heard that now, assumed i must share." I heard that prior to. That is a really really old joke. xD
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The last time I laughed at that, I dropped off my dinosaur. (Step Brothers)*I actually did chuckle a small.*


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This joke generally offends civilization, so if you are easily offended....well, don"t check out it:"Why does Hellen Keller need two hands to masturbate?""One to finger herself and also one to moan."/sighIf I was spiritual, I"d be on my method to confession best currently. =/


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mr_korean said: "How execute you punish Helen Keller?!!??!??!?!Stick doorknobs on wall surfaces.I lol"d"

ok I need to acquire this right is the Helen Keller the deaf-blind American author? is this Hellen Keller?


Two cannibals are eating a clown. One states, "Hey, does this taste funny to you?"How carry out you acquire 30 lepers inside a Volkswagen? A blender.How execute you gain them out? Chips.What does a leper say to a prostitute? Keep the guideline.What execute you speak to a leper in a jacuzzi? Porridge.Why did the leper go earlier into the shower? To acquire his Head and also Shoulders.What"s big, green, fuzzy, and also if it dropped out of a tree, it would certainly kill you? A pool table!


Sparky_Buzzsaw said: What does a leper say to a prostitute? Keep the tip. That"s a funny joke hhaha. I shall tell it as if my very own.

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What did the fish say when it walked into a wall?Nothing, fish can not walk.What did the fish say as soon as it swam into a wall?Dam.


Why does Michael Jackson choose to lose foot races to little bit boys?He likes to come in a tiny behind.


ishotmrburns said: "Why does Michael Jackson choose to lose foot races to little boys?He likes to come in a tiny behind."Hahahahahaha, that was one was great.
I actually believed snoop dog"s joke was pretty funny. Knock Knock. Who"s there? A mothafuckin N**** via a mothafuckin gun. LMAO.
dr_nefarious said: "I actually believed snoop dog"s joke was pretty funny. Knock Knock. Who"s there? A mothafuckin N**** via a mothafuckin gun. LMAO." What"s brvery own and rhymes via snoop?Dr. Dre.

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ishotmrburns said: "dr_nefarious said: "I actually believed snoop dog"s joke was pretty funny. Knock Knock. Who"s there? A mothafuckin N**** with a mothafuckin gun. LMAO." What"s brown and rhymes through snoop?Dr. Dre." ahahaha! that"s great!
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