ARTHUR: Yes, we"re-- we"re looking for the Holy Grail. Our search is to find the Holy Grail.

KNIGHTS: Yeah. Yes. It is. It is. Yeah. Yup. Yup. Hm. Mm.

ARTHUR: And so, we"re-- we"re-- we"re searching for it.

BEDEVERE: Yes, we are.


ROBIN: We are. We are.

BEDEVERE: We have been for some time.

ROBIN: Ages.


ARTHUR: Uh-- uh, so, uh, anypoint that you might carry out to, uh-- to aid... would certainly be... extremely... beneficial.

GALAHAD: Look, can you tell us where--

ARTHUR: Fine. Um, I don"t desire to waste any kind of more of your time, yet, uh, I do not expect you could, uh, tell us where we might find a, um-- uncover a, uh-- a, um-- a, uh--

TIM: A what...?

ARTHUR: A g-- a-- a g-- a g-- a-- a g--

TIM: A grail?!

ARTHUR: Yes. I think so.

ROBIN: Y-- y-- yes.



KNIGHTS: That"s it...

TIM: Yes!


ARTHUR: Oh. Thank you.


GALAHAD: Oh. Fine.

ARTHUR: Thank you.

ROBIN: Splendid.


ARTHUR: Look, um, you"re a busy guy, uh--

TIM: Yes, I can assist you uncover the Divine Grail.

KNIGHTS: Oh, give thanks to you. Oh...

TIM: To the north tright here lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, sculpted in mystic runes upon the extremely living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged...

...make simple the last relaxing location of the a lot of Holy Grail.

ARTHUR: Where could we discover this cave, O Tim?

TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be guys of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no guy yet has actually dealt with with it and also lived! Bones of complete fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you perform doubt your courage or your stamina, come no additionally, for death awaits you all via nasty, significant, pointy teeth.

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