I don"t know the name however we"ve had actually a couple of laughs when we would certainly take bus trips skiing. It starts "Oh dear what the issue be, seven old ladies stuck in the lavatry, they were there from sunday to saturday, nobody knew tbelow were there". Tbelow are salso different verses however I only remember one. Can anyone help?


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Hi,Maybe it"s more than you need!? But below are a "few" versions which I uncovered.cheersPeteSalso Old Ladies 1Oh, dear, what deserve to the matter beSalso old women got locked in the lavat"ryThey were tbelow from Sunday "till SaturdayNobody knew they were thereThe first to come in was the minister"s daughter(The initially was the Bishop of Chichester"s daughter)She went in to pass some superfluous waterShe pulled on the chain and the increasing tide captured herAnd nobody knew she was thereThe next to come in was dear Mrs. MasonThe stalls were all full so she pissed in the basinAnd that is the water that I wamelted my face inAnd nobody knew she was thereThe 3rd old lady was Amelia GarpickleHer urge was sincere, her reaction was fickleShe hurdled the door; she"d forobtained her nickelAnd nobody kbrand-new she was thereThe fourth to come was old Mrs. HumphreyShe shifted and also jiggbrought about gain herself comfyThen to her dismay, she could not gain her bum freeAnd nobody kbrand-new she was thereThe fifth to come in, it was old Mrs. DraperShe sat herself down, and then uncovered tbelow was no paperShe had to clean up via a plasterer"s scraperAnd nobody kbrand-new she was thereThe sixth old lady was Emily ClancyShe went there "cause something tickled her fancyBut as soon as she gained there it was ants in her pantsyAnd nobody kbrand-new she was thereThe seventh old lady was Elizabeth BenderShe went there to repair a damaged suspender(But exactly how in the people she got a suspender)It snapped up and also destroyed her feminine gender(Caught up in the website of the feminine gender)And nobody knew she was there( I "aven"t the slightest idea)The janitor came in the beforehand morningHe opened up the door without any type of warningThe seven old females their seats were adorningAnd nobody kbrand-new they were therealt:The __ old lady was Abigail QuimmWho crossed her legs on a personal whimBut her thigh obtained captured twixt the bowl and the rimAnd nobody knew she was thereSeven Old Ladies 2Cho: Oh dear, what deserve to the matter be?Seven old ladies locked in the lavat"ryThey were there from Sunday till SaturdayNobody kbrand-new they were thereThe first old lady was old Mrs. FlynnShe prided herself on being quite thinBut as soon as she sat dvery own, the bad dear dropped inNobody kbrand-new she was thereThe second old lady was old Mrs. HumphreyShe twisted and turned till she obtained comfyBut when she was with, she could not acquire her bum freeNobody knew she was thereThe 3rd old lady was old Mrs. HartEexceptionally 2 minutes, to the toilet she"d dart.But as soon as she got there, all she did was readNobody knew she was thereThe fourth old lady was old Mrs. MooreShe was drunk as skunk once she came with the doorThe seats were all full so she peed on the floorNobody kbrand-new she was thereThe fifth old lady was old Mrs. BrewsterShe don"t gain about any more like she usedterWhen she sat dvery own she said somebody goosed herNobody kbrand-new I was thereThe sixth old lady was old Mrs.

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BenderWhen she sat down she snapped a suspenderIt hit her in the feminine genderNobody knew she was thereThe seventh old lady was old Mrs. MasonShe came in and also peed in the basinThat"s the water I waburned my challenge inNobody knew I was thereSalso Old Ladies 3Oh, dear, what can the issue beSalso old ladies locked in the lavat"ryThey were tright here from Sunday to SaturdayNobody kbrand-new they were thereThey shelp they were going to have tea through the VicarThey went in together, they assumed it was quickerBut the lavat"ry door was a little bit of a stickerAnd the Vivehicle had tea all aloneThe first was the wife of a Deacon in DoverAnd though she was recognized as a little of a roverShe favored it so a lot she assumed she"d continue to be overAnd nobody kbrand-new she was thereThe following old lady was old Mrs BickleShe uncovered herself in a desperate pickleShut in a pay booth, she hadn"t a nickelAnd nobody knew she was thereThe next was the Bishop of Chichester"s daughterWho went in to pass some superfluous waterShe pulled on the chain and also the increasing tide recorded herAnd nobody knew she was thereThe following old lady was Abigail HumphreyWho settled inside to make herself comfyAnd then she uncovered out she could not obtain her bum freeAnd nobody kbrand-new she was thereThe following old lady was Elizabeth SpenderWho was doing all ideal "till a vaprovide suspenderGot all twisted up in her feminine genderAnd nobody knew she was thereThe last was a lady called Jennifer TrimShe just sat down on a personal whimBut somejust how got pinched "tween the cup and also the brimAnd nobody knew she was thereBut another old lady was Mrs McBlighShe went in to sip from a bottle of ryeShe slipped with the seat and dropped in with a cryAnd nobody knew she was thereThe janitor<1> came in at an early stage one morningHe opened the door without any warningThe seven old ladies their seats were adorningAnd nobody knew they were there<1> UK versions say "caretaker" in location of "janitor"-- Variant verses:The -th was the wife of a deacon in DoverAnd believed she was known as a bit of a roverShe went to relieve a slight push of waterAnd nobody knew she was thereThe -th old lady was Mrs McNichollHer urge was sincere, her reactivity was fickleShe hurdled the door she"d foracquired her nickelAnd nobody knew she was thereThe -th old lady was Lizabeth BiddleShe went in tright here, she necessary to piddleShe slipped in the pan ideal up to her middleAnd nobody kbrand-new she was thereThe -th old lady was Rosemary MadderShe went in feeling somepoint was the matterBut once she obtained there it was only her bladderAnd nobody knew she was thereThe -th old lady was Hildegard FoyleShe hadn"t been living according to HoyleWas relieved when the swelling was only a boilAnd nobody knew she was thereThe -th old lady was Julia PorterShe was the Deacon of Dorchester"s daughterWent to relieve a slight pressure of waterAnd nobody knew she was thereThe -th old lady was Eleanor SlaughterShe was the Mayor of Bayswater"s daughterWent in to jill off and also nobody recorded herAnd nobody kbrand-new she was thereThe -th old lady was Emily ClancyShe went in there "reason something tickled her fancyBut as soon as she got tright here it was ants in her pantsyAnd nobody kbrand-new she was thereThe -th was called Elizabeth LisztWent in with a bottle and soon was pissedTried to sit down but acquired stuck when she missedAnd nobody knew she was thereBut an additional old lady was Mrs McBlighWent in through a bottle to booze on the slyShe jumped on the seat and also fell in with a cryAnd nobody knew she was thereThe -th old lady was Elizabeth Spender,She went in tbelow to repair a suspender,It snapped up and damaged her feminine sex,And nobody knew she was tbelow.The -th was a lady named Lillian PymWent tright here to scratch at the spots on her quimShe somehow obtained stuck "tween the seat and the rimAnd nobody kbrand-new she was thereThe -th old lady was Janet McGrewShe"d consumed senna and also necessary to pooThe cheeks of her bottom gained wedged in the looAnd nobody knew she was thereAnother old lady was Marjorie StumpWent to the toilet, she required to dumpThe door have to have jammed as soon as she gave it a bumpAnd nobody kbrand-new she was thereThe -th old lady was Emily ShawKnvery own to the remainder as a little bit of a whoreWent for a squat, couldn"t open up the doorAnd nobody kbrand-new she was thereThe -th old lady was Monica FitzSuffered from cramping and also chronic colicksWent to the loo via a situation of the shitsAnd nobody knew she was there-- Schoolyard versionOh dear what have the right to the matter be?Three old women locked in the lavat"ryThey"ve been tright here from Monday to SaturdayNobody knew they were thereThe first was called Elizabeth PorterWent tbelow to eliminate some unwanted waterThe second was called Elizabeth HumphreyWho sat in the lav and also couldn"t acquire her bum freeThe 3rd was called Elizabeth ListWent in through a bottle and came out pissed-- also:Oh dear what can the issue be?Three old ladies tied to the apple-treeOne escaped, the others quit tright here till SaturdayOh dear what deserve to the matter be?-- Seven old gentlemen (oh dear what deserve to the issue be)-- Tune: Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be-- Male variation of Salso Old Ladies/Six Old Ladies/Three Old LadiesOh, dear, what deserve to the matter beSeven old gentlemales locked in the lavat"ryThey were tbelow from Sunday to SaturdayNobody knew they were thereThey sassist they were going to have actually tea through the VicarThey went in together, they thought it was quickerBut the lavat"ry door was a little bit of a stickerAnd the Vivehicle had actually tea all aloneThe initially was the sailor who"d come up from DoverAnd though he was recognized as a little bit of a roverHe liked it so much he thought he"d remain overAnd nobody knew he was thereThe next old gentleguy was Mr BickleHe discovered himself in a despeprice pickleShut in a pay booth, he hadn"t a nickelAnd nobody kbrand-new he was thereThe next old chap was Timothy HumphreyWho settled inside to make himself comfyAnd then he uncovered out he might not gain her bum freeAnd nobody kbrand-new he was thereThe following old chappie was Anthony SpenderWho was doing all right until his sock suspenderSnapped and also tangled and damaged his genderAnd nobody knew he was thereAnother old gent was dubbed Marmaduke BiddleHe went in tbelow cos he needed to piddleHe slipped in the pan right up to her middleAnd nobody knew he was thereThe last was a gent well-known only as TimHe just sat down on an individual whimBut somehow obtained pinched "tween the cup and the brimAnd nobody kbrand-new he was thereBut an additional old gentlemale, Freddy McBlighHe went in to sip from a bottle of ryeHe slipped through the seat and also dropped in through a cryAnd nobody kbrand-new he was thereThe janitor<1> came in early on one morningHe opened the door without any kind of warningThe salso old menfolk their seats were adorningAnd nobody knew they were there<1> UK versions say "caretaker" in area of "janitor"-- Variant verses:The -th old chappie was Mr McNichollHis urge was sincere, his reaction was fickle,He hurdled the door he"d forgained his nickelAnd nobody knew he was thereThe -th old bloke was referred to as Sam-u-el MadderHe went in feeling something was the matterHe"d had actually some trouble with stones in his bladderAnd nobody kbrand-new he was thereThe -th old bloke was named Percival FoyleHe hadn"t been living according to HoyleWas relieved when the swelling was just a boilAnd nobody knew he was thereThe -th old male he was Wilberpressure ClancyHe went in there "reason somepoint tickled his fancyBut once he gained there it was ants in his pantsyAnd nobody kbrand-new he was thereThe -th old guy was Cornelius LisztWent in with a bottle and shortly he was pissedTried to sit dvery own but acquired stuck when he missedAnd nobody kbrand-new he was thereThe -th old fellow was Mr McBlighWent in with a bottle to booze on the slyHe jumped on the seat and also fell in with a cryAnd nobody knew he was thereThe -th was a fellow named Cameron DickWent tbelow to scrape at the spots on his prickSlid right into the pan and also was soon in a fixAnd nobody kbrand-new he was tright here.The -th old gentlemen Barney McGrewHe"d drunk as well a lot actual ale and also needed to pooThe cheeks of his bottom got wedged in the looAnd nobody kbrand-new he was thereAnvarious other old gent tright here was Antony StumpWent to the toilet, he necessary to dumpThe door need to have actually jammed when he gave it a bumpAnd nobody kbrand-new he was thereThe -th old fellow was Joshua ShawKnown to the remainder as a bit of a boreWent for a squat, couldn"t open the doorAnd nobody knew he was thereThe -th old fellow was Brian O"FitzSuffered from cramping and also chronic colicksWent to the loo via a negative instance of shitsAnd nobody knew he was there