THEY DID IT! THEY FINALLY DID IT! NICK AND JESS KISSED! THEY DID THE TONGUE TANGO! THEY LOCKED LIPS! THEY MADE OUT! AND IT WAS HOT!!!!

Excusage me while both my hormones and also my excited tv Geek jump up and also down in excited OMG FINALLY!!! Pleasure.

You are watching: New girl season 2 episode 15

Ok.


No, I’m not, but the lead up to the last moment of KISSING was so spectacular, that I can’t wait to live it aacquire by composing all around it. And watching it on my DVR. Multiple, multiple, multiple times.

So, we all knew these two personalities would certainly someexactly how end up together, ever before because the episode wright here their feet pointed at each other. From then on, they grew closer and closer, becomig each other’s best friends and shoulder to cry on; helping each other out once the various other was dvery own, being outappropriate silly. It was wonderful seeing this friendship blossom, all the while under the surconfront tbelow was something plainly, plainly seething, hinting at more…

Kudos, New Girl writers. Now THIS is the way to carry 2 characters together after a seachild and also a fifty percent arc.


And Lord, was it warm. Like, Mr. Darcy coming out of the lake, dripping through water whilst trying to cool his passion for Elizabeth Bennett hot. BBC Miniseries North and South warm (for those of you who have actually no idea what I’m talking around, Netflix it. You’ll thank me). Dr. Who and also Rose unrequited love warm. I expect, those two went AT it choose they were starving creatures, trying to inhale each other’s essence.

Ok, ok I recognize, the remainder of the episode, ideal.

Ironically, the episode starts out via Nick in a ladies trench coat that was misdelivered to the loft. Apparently, this coat is magic and makes him feel confident and cool, though it actually only serves to make him look prefer an idiot. Jess, Winston and Schmidt attempt to tell him this however, well, being Nick he doesn’t listen. Why a shiny females trench coat makes him feel like Bond, James Bond, is rather mysterious, but this is Nick we’re talking around. He wears socks once he runs out of underwear.


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Of course, as we later on learn this trench coat is a METAPHOR for Nick’s insecurities, and it’s only when he’s all set that he have the right to finally take it off and also come to be the awesome, warm, wbelow have actually YOU been for the previous seakid and a fifty percent macho man that grabs Jess choose a caveman and also plants a hot one on her…


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Right, ideal, the episode.

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Due to the three males of the loft having actually a absence of females in their life, Winston, Nick and Schmidt decide to have a guy’s night out. Jess desires to come also. Nick kicks her out and also tells her she’s his Cooler (she is, yet she ISN’T yea-ah). Jess looks at him with huge, blue wounded eyes yet he stands firm. She shuffles out, doing her finest Bambi imitation in her sadness. Awwww.

The boys do an awkward going-out dance before hitting the town and head to some great club. Cut to all three sitting at Nick’s bar, nursing beers. They were kicked out of the club bereason of Nick’s trench coat. Nick still refoffers to take it off.

Suddenly, a hot tall redhead walks into a bar. All 3 men pounce. Winston tries to soptimal, falls short and sweb links off. He sits alongside a cute Asian chick who tells him his performance was pathetic. He stutters at this one as well, till she shows him an engagement ring. Suddenly, he can speak! He and also Daisy (her name) strike up a conversation and she decides to take him up as her task.

Back through the red haired chick, Nick is actually hitting it off via her because apparently she’s turned on by sad males. Nick, being the epitome of sad sacks of crap is doing well and also Schmidt is befuddled. Then…the COOLER strikes! 


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Jess, who, after being so bored she: (a) went with her clothes; (b) made a dummy of Nick to talk to (a tiny creepy, and also um, don’t you have actually a boyfrifinish you can make a dummy of, Miss?); (c) ran around in underwear on and not on in its proper place; (d) pretfinished she was a robot; and (e) ran a fake marathon, winning only silver due to those speedy Nigerians, called Nick because she heard a scary scratch at the door. He yells at her, saying “Cooler!” She claims, “I require you.” He sighs.

Cut to Nick, Winston, Schmidt, Daisy and also the red-haired chick bursting right into the loft. Jess runs at them and also hugs Nick and also the redhead, saying she never before desires to be left alone aacquire, while still dressed as a fake marathon runner. Oh, the awkwardness.

Fortunately, awkwardness is quickly dispelled by that drinking game of all drinking games: True Amerihave the right to. I still have actually no concept just how this game functions. Neither does anyone else, consisting of I believe the remainder of the loft. I wouldn’t be surprised if rules were just made up on the spot, as Jess provides up rules trying to get Nick together with the redhead and also prove she is NOT his Cooler. She is though, given that in the middle of her machinations, she ends up locked behind a door with Nick while the others chant, “Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” They stare at each various other, she in her bra and a tutu (what?) and also he in his trench coat. Uh-oh.

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 On the other hand, Winston and Daisy hit it off underneath a table. They exchange banter blah, blah, blah she takes off her engagement ring, surpclimb, surpincrease she’s single and prepared to mingle and just provides the ring to fend off men in bars. They hook up in an unsurprising rotate of occasions. What a lovely pairing. Good project, Fox for your token multiracial casting.

As the representing minorities French underneath furniture, Schmidt has made up shed time in portraying himself as sad to the redhead by informing her about CeCe. It sort of works until she tells him that he sounds even more depressed than sad. He tells her no! Not sad! He’s completely OVER the hot design, but he demands the redhead’s aid to move on totally.

Then, in one more unsurpincreasing twist of events, the hot model walks in, complete through her British Indian date. Jess had actually texted her about somepoint scary. She helps Schmidt gain lassist by informing him she loves him. Her date is weirded out and also leaves. She grabs a beer can and also doesn’t seem to care.


Nick and also Jess try to kiss behind the door, however they uncover it weird and also Jess lastly just tells him to kiss her already! Even Doctor Sam, her boyfrifinish, who has additionally presented up courtesy of scared Jess’s message, is cheering them on exterior (why he would do this I have no idea, however oh well, provide a character a beer deserve to to hold and also it describes amethod a major character creating flaw, right? No, but whatever, I’ll let it go). Jess keeps informing Nick to kiss her, just kiss her already! Until Nick bursts out, “No! Not favor this!” 

Whaaaaat?

Jess’s blue eyes widen in a comparable whaaaat?! expression. Nick promptly faces this emotional revelation by climbing out the window and also crawling on the ledge to the various other side, wbelow the remainder of the group sees him. They all think he’s trying to commit self-destruction, a fair sufficient presumption once a drunk male in a females trench coat leaps out onto a ledge in the middle of the night.

Once Nick’s inside, everyone goes off to their respective beds (with their particular bedmates). Winston to Daisy, Schmidt to the redhead and also Jess with Dr. Sam; though not till Dr. Sam points out Nick climbed out onto a window ledge to stop kissing Jess. Then he smiles, kisses Jess himself and also claims, “he’s doesn’t know what he’s missing.” From the look Nick shoots their retreating backs, I’m pretty sure he does Dr. Sam, and also yes, he finally realizes it….

 

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But wait! The episode is not yet over! Those tricksy New Girl writers! Jess hears a scratching at the door and also she calls for, that else, Nick. He comes out to conserve her by opening the door. Tbelow is scratching! It’s a St. Bernard! The owner comes running up, realizes the coat Nick is (yes still) wearing was her shipment and also renders him offer it ago. He does, albeit reluctantly (but he DOES IT).


Untrenched, Jess and Nick wander ago to the hall wbelow their rooms are across from each other. They share banter around Trench Coat Nick. She transforms ameans, but then HE GRABS HER! He pulls her into his arms through a ferocious, come here woman expression! She clutches him and boy perform they Go. At. It. Like, a lot. A lot, a lot, a lot. Talk around pent up repressed feelings finally being let out in one fell make out session.

Finally, they break apart, breapoint greatly, and he claims, “I supposed prefer that” prior to turning amethod and also returning to his room. 

SO. HOT.

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Much favor us, Jess remains staring in shock and also completely
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$??!! Dr. Sam then comes out and, unaware of what just taken place, tosses the Nick dummy out on the floor, saying it creeps him out and he can’t get to sleep. Jess, dazed and also confused (yup, made that pun) goes ago right into her bedroom with her physician boyfriend. Cut to a shot of dummy Nick on the floor, it’s melon head burst open, contents spilled. What What, Raise da roof, Mad Props to the writers AGAIN for their metaphor of Nick and also Jess’s relationship/Nick’s loser status/the loft condition quo.

I’m sorry, currently that the testimonial component is done, I’m going back to my former state: