A weekly look at made realities and also lies in the hit tv series, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians". Using Twitter, Instagram, paparazzi photos and also widespread feeling - I will unearth the truths, timeline falsities, and reckmuch less use of editing presented throughout the present.


You are watching: Keeping up with the kardashians lip service

Episode 9

On Sunday night’s episode, the A-plot was Kylie’s lips; the B-plot was Scott and Kourtney’s joint residence flipping venture; the C-plot was Kim’s secret photo shoot; and the D-plot was Kris Jenner’s brand-new job as Carguys Sandiego, because she was no wbelow to be uncovered in this episode.

This week we’re doing this a tiny in different ways by focusing on one story-line. Our A-plot maintained the cast pretty busy, and also the remainder of the scenes can also have actually been injected into Kylie’s lips because they were just fillers.

Scene 1/Cold Open:

We open on Scott Disick and Kim Kardashian dining at a Keeping Up with the Kardashians themed restaurant called “Something’s Fishy.” Presumably chowing down on lies and suspect editing and enhancing, Scott mentions a current headline claiming he’s sexing Kendall. Kim and also Scott laugh at the idea. They change the conversation to cosmetic surgical procedure, and the dynamic duo agree that that the people would certainly be a terrible place if boob jobs didn’t exist. This exclusive look into the psyche of modern-day beauty was filmed on January 28, 2015.

*

Scene 2:

Kim, Khloe, and Kendall all arrive at Epione, a cosmetic dermatology center. Khloe orders up the Khlo$ Delight: laser stretch note and cellulite removal. Kim enters and also, oddly sufficient, is just tbelow for the paycheck. Due to the fact that she’s freshly obtained a tan, she won’t be getting any kind of work done. Khloe gives Kim the ultimate, “bitch quit playing” look, however doesn’t linger too long bereason she has to hop up on that table to acquire her blessing. Kim mentions a dress she bought for Khloe, however now isn’t certain it will certainly fit over Khloe’s massive ass. Khloe tells Kim that she’s trying to make it smaller with the laser. Now…the paperjob-related has not been filed on our MD, yet we know for a perfect truth that the Good Sis. Khloe Kardashian is not shrinking her behind via a laser. Have a very comfortable and also cushioned seat, mam. This place is an absolute perfect mess. While Khloe gets her laser therapy Kim and Kendall have actually HIGH TEA inches ameans from her bare behind. Beverly Hills, my world, Beverly Hills. This unique peek behind the curtain that is perceived perfection was filmed on December 19, 2014.

*
*

The sisters relocate past this revelation and Kim pulls up an Instagram of Kylie and Tyga “out” the night before. In the photo, Kylie’s lips are so massive that they conceal the reality that she’s out on a date with a grown guy who has a boy. Even though Khloe thinks Kylie’s new lips have changed her life for the better, all sisters agree that Kylie has actually gone a tiny as well crazy with her fillers. Khloe says Kim sheight to Kylie regarding her lips, bereason she’s the “body perkid,” the “guru.” Pardon us while we sigh a deep, deep sigh. Like Scene 2, this was filmed on December 19, 2014.

*
*
*

Oh, likewise, Kylie’s alleged boyfrifinish and alleged criminal, Tyga, had the ability to lock dvery own a sitter for his son and also was also in attendance.

*

This is all very exciting, because in the full interview (that did not air on the show), Kylie does answer the reporter’s question about her lips. She claims she likes to pout them out and she over-lines them. This reporter, though un-attributed in the scene was an E! News reporter. Peculiar time not to crmodify among your own, huh, E!? Kylie’s “confrontation” via the press was filmed on November 13, 2014.

*
*

When inevitably asked about her lips, Kylie tells the interviewer that she supplies not one, however multiple lip colors. That’s best, this alleged high college senior would certainly choose the people to think that her over-sized lips are as a result of shade mixing. In her confessional, Kylie describes that she’s not ready to admit to the usage of fillers, so she tip-toed approximately the question. Well good on you, Kylie.

See more: Why It Matters That Teens Are Reading Less & Focusing More On Social Media

Now, can you tip-toe about an ACT? SAT? GED? This was filmed on February 10, 2015.

*
*
*
*
*

So long, and also farewell, dolls! Check in on me next week for some very, exceptionally special recaps of KUWTMotherless Children on KUWTKE! #Bible