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One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go dvery own to eat a breakrapid. I tell the waitress that I desire two pieces of toast. She brings me just one item. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don"t understand also, I wanna 2 pieces on my plate". She say to me, "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". I do not also recognize this lady and she speak to me a sonnawabitch!!Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter bringsme a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she tella me : "everyone wanna fuck". I tella her " you don"t understand also me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."So I go earlier to my room in my hotel and tbelow is no sheets on the bed. I contact the manager and also tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you do not understand also I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say: "you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".I go to the Check out and the guy at the desk sassist "tranquility on you".and I say: "Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna ago to Italy!
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