In this Mad Tv sketch Darrel goes into the movies and also sees this girl sitting all by herself. He goes and also tries to to talk to her asking "Can I talk to you for a minute" and also "Can I have actually your Number." Its really funny sketch Darrel simply keeps pestering her asking if she has actually a boyfrifinish and then asks for her number. He keeps on talking to her trying to convince her to offer him her number. Then Darrel starts making fun of her name Evan. He keeps asking and also asking for her number however keeps getting rejected he tries flirting through her and also making fun of her ponytail. All kinds of stuff you understand Darrel just needs to save trying and also probably he could her Number. Good luck for him.Nicole Randall Johnson (she is a girl) plays Darrell, which is spelled Darrell however pronounced prefer Durrell. He is always viewed in a lengthy yellow shirt with a pull-over argyle sweater. He wears a do-rag on his head and one pant leg pulled up. He tries to pick up womales, but his persistence in gaining their numbers, and his compliments overwhelm them, and also they end up leaving. He constantly licks his lips and asks woguys about their boyfriends, where they live, and what they like to carry out. Here is a Tranmanuscript to the skit:Can I Have Your Number??Damn.DAMN!OH DAMN!Ok, ok, ok.Ahem.‘Scume ca’I talk to yo fo a minute?ESCUME ca’I TALK TO YOU FO A MINUTE?Uhh, yeah, whats up?Uhh, yeah, uhh, my name Darrell, its spelled prefer Darrell but it’s sassist pronounced Darrell.Uhh, yeah, I simply wanna let you know the earlier of your head IS RIDICULOUS!Uhh, thanks.Yeah, you are WELCOME.Where’s your boyfriend?Oh my, wha—uh, who?Your boyfriend! Where your boyfrifinish at? Is she getting’ you refreshments? Is he tall? Is he gettin’ you Mike n Ikes? Oh, you favor Mike n Ikes? Is he hefty? Is he comin’ back? Wbelow your boyfriend? Wright here you boyfriend at? Wright here your boyfriend?Oh—uh I don’t, I don’t have a boyfrifinish.Oh you DON’T? Oh you DON’T have a boyfriend?Oh ok, ok, ok, dats coo, yeah.So LISTEN, umm, I was wonderin’, have the right to I have actually yo numba? Can I have yo numba?No, I-I-I don’t offer out my number…in theaters, where I’m about to watch a movie.Ohhh, oh ok, ok, dats coo, dats coo, I obtain it, you recognize.You-You all into ponderin’ choose cinemas n make believes n celluloids.Yeah, yeah ok, ok, me also, me also, ok, yeah, yeah, I respect that. Yeah, save doin’ your point Miss Shallot. Miss Gene Shallot. Yeah, yeah that’s cute.WHAT’S YOUR NAME DELICATE?OHH! OHH! Umm..Yvonne.OH YVONNE?AW DAMN! HOLD UP!THAT’S A FRENCH *** NAME YVONNE!Yeah my lil croissant. Lil cheese, on my croissant. YEAH, mmmm!So LISTEN, Ca’I have actually yo numba? Could I have actually yo numba?Look, this is my day off and also I just desire to watch this movie…alone. I’m sorry.Oh ok, ok, no I obtain it, I gain it. I respect that....So I can’t have it??Uhh, no I just don’t provide it out.OOOOOOHHHH, ok, ok, I get it, I acquire it.Ok, you uhh, you bein’ all selective ‘cause you gained a PONYTAIL. RIGHT? RIGHT?You think a lotta men cant take care of the REGALNESS of a UP DO, right? Right?You all choose Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly.No, no I’m not being anything bereason I have actually a ponytail.Oh, Yvonne, Yvonne, Yvonne, Yvonne, Girl. Yvonne, Yvonne. Don’t be insecure girl.OWN that ponytail! WORK that up do!OK, I will.Aw damn, you kinda sexy once you take my advice, girl, I favor that.Yeah, I prefer that, yeah.So, uh, so listen, CA’I HAVE YO NUMBA? Could I have it? Could I have it? Could I please receive the secret code that if gotten in telephonically it will certainly pass me via to you which means it will certainly be your beautiful *** numba?No, no.Could I have it? No come on might I have it? Can I have actually it? Could I have actually it? Can I? Can I? Can I have actually it? Ca’I have actually it? Can I have it? No, no, the previews are about to begin and also I-I simply desire to ponder them…alone, so, yet many thanks anymeans.Oh, ok, ok alideal, dats coo, dats coo, no, no, I obtain it, you know. You wanna choose, you know, go with the all the intricacies of cinema. Ok. Ok. Yeah, so you, you recognize, keep-you store doin’ your thing. You know, keep doin your point. Yvonne Shallot, Yvonne Shallot. My little bit brie, yeah, ok bye. Alideal, albest. I will miss you, though, will certainly miss you. Albest you enjoy your day girl, alright? Take treatment.
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